30th
a guy with bad acne just knocked on my window
my father and i browsed the internet while at church. it costed us 9 cents for 15 minutes and our souls
britney spears fucked a guy who lived in my building last year. simultaneously in another room, his brother was having sex with another girl and when they were all done they switched partners.
the chain fell off my bike
in an alternate universe the virgin and i had been sleeping together since last winter. he was wearing that tie he would awlays wear when he said to me “it’s very important to me that the next time we have sex, you have an orgasm.” i was confused as to why he was even talking to me, so i didn’t answer.
brian called me in real life but i was too tired to pick up. i called him back in the dreamworld and all he said was “women.”
